Do the CrimE...

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"Dumbest" Criminal Jailed Heh.

A man dubbed the dumbest criminal in one country has been jailed for a host of blunders.


"Edinburgh, Scotland -- The Scotsman reports that David Mc-Gregor was sentenced to 28 months after admitting a list of offenses which included assault, fraud, attempted theft and breaching community service.

"Among his less successful exploits was failing to conceal a weapon when, following a confrontation at a pub, an axe fell from where it was hidden up his sleeve. Regulars were able to identify Mc-Gregor since the incident happened at his local pub."

Got anythin up ya sleeve buddy?..Ooops ..forgot the dang axe?..lolz

On another occasion he successfully passed off a fake 10-pound note at a Co-op store, but was caught after he was heard saying "I got a result" as he left the shop, where he was a regular customer and staff knew his name.

He once tried to use a stolen bank card to buy 400 cigarettes and get 50 pounds cashback a local food and clothing superstore. Staff were suspicious because the card was in a woman's name.

An attempt at drug-dealing would have gone unnoticed too, but he was arrested for another offence and happened to have 130 diazepam in his pocket. Mc-Gregor was also found to have stolen Marks & Spencer vouchers when police attempted to arrest him on another charge.


Mc-Gregor,34,..earned the title of the country's dumbest criminal in 2002 when his attempt to cover up a jewel robbery from a house in the city was discovered by X-ray.

The householder arrived back to find the heroin addict in an upstairs bedroom and watched him swallow three diamond rings.

Mc-Gregor tried to make his escape out of the window, but slipped on the icy ledge and tumbled awkwardly to the ground below. He was arrested a short time later but denied he had the rings. However, when he was X-rayed at Perth Royal Infirmary, it was clear exactly where the rings were.

After hearing Mc-Gregor's latest list of crimes, bringing his total to 85 convictions, Sheriff Michael Fletcher said yesterday that he had no option but to jail him."


lolz..Good Lawwwwwwwd! How bout a mandatory brain implant? Aw..that was mean spirited..maybe the dude jus ran outta 'luck'?
Hmmmmmm...Duz crime really pay?..