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Thursday, March 23, 2006

See ya LateR AlligatoR!


Homeowner Finds Bloody Alligator On Doorstep

"Bonita Springs, FL -- So now the alligators are going door to door.

A Florida woman heard someone knocking at the door of her home in Bonita Springs this week. When she looked out, she saw an eight-foot alligator.

Lori Pachelli says the bull gator had a bloody lip from banging its head against the door.

It apparently had wandered up from the pond behind her house. She says it may have followed her home from walking her dog.

The gator remained at the door for about an hour before going back into the water, where a trapper later captured it.

The trapper says it's not unusual to find male alligators in interesting places this time of year since it's breeding season."



Moral of the Story anyone?...heh.

13 Comments:

  • At 8:49 AM, Blogger Neurotic Mom said…

    Oh that is freaky

     
  • At 9:09 AM, Blogger Gayle said…

    Hi Angel! Took a break from working to visit a few friends.

    When I lived in Orlando a monitor lizard who had been living under my house ate my cat! I was so mad I would have shot him, but the moonbats would have probably put me in jail. I didn't know whether he was on the "endangered species" or not.

    Have you ever seen a large Monitor Lizard running around on it's hind legs? Very ugly!

    This is not an unusual happening in Florida. :)

     
  • At 9:09 AM, Blogger Gayle said…

    P.S. He was taken to a zoo.

     
  • At 9:16 AM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said…

    Eeeeeeeeek!..lolz..I know huh!

     
  • At 10:06 AM, Blogger American Crusader said…

    True story; I have an aunt and an uncle who live on a canal in Melbourne Florida. Their neighbors had a little white dog that they kept leashed out in the backyard. As you can probably guess where this is going, so much for Alfie.

     
  • At 10:15 AM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said…

    Awwwwwwwww AC!..shux!..animals are quite the predators aint they.

     
  • At 11:10 AM, Blogger Don said…

    This is the work of Florida's "Red Neck Mafia". They don't leave a horse head in your bed because it "just ain't rite, to use a feller's horse fer sump'n like dat." "round cheer, we just punch that ol gator in the pie hole and leave um on yer stoop.

    Don't even ask where they put the possum!

     
  • At 12:13 PM, Blogger The MaryHunter said…

    Now, why don't we get the cool animals here in Maryland? The most exciting critters we have in my neighborhood (besides a few snakes and a box turtle or two) are the black squirrels. They're very rare, I believe they're actually native to Canada, but they're slowly encroaching on our native gray squirrel population. I'm sure there's a conspiracy theory story in this somewhere... damn Canada. LOL

     
  • At 12:49 PM, Blogger Karl m said…

    Are you sure that is not a picture of Jimmy Carter or perhaps Hilliary, the open mouth gives em away.........

     
  • At 12:58 PM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said…

    lolz..u guyz are crackin me up!..thanks allz!

     
  • At 1:27 PM, Blogger kevin said…

    I had this little dog i used to take to dogfights. Spot made a fortune for me whipping dogs 2,3 times his size. Finally, one of the dog owners asked about Spot, "That's the meanest dog I ever saw!, He even whooped the Great Dane, just what kinda dog is that anyway?". "Well," I said, " He was an alligator before I cut his tail off and painted him yellow".

     
  • At 4:46 PM, Blogger Lady Jane said…

    Scary!

     
  • At 6:26 PM, Blogger beakerkin said…

    I bet you do not see aligators in the chinese section of town. If this happens to you call a Chinese friend. There probably are all kinds of interesting aligator recipies in China. There are almost no Chinese aligators left.

     

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